the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
