I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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