Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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