I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
