so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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