My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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