i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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