BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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