Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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