I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
3 2 1 whiskey
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
