Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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