He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Less talking, more tequila
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You pole danced in your parka.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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