She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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