that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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