dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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