Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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