All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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