My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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