i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
