I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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