I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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