Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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