Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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