Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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