so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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