We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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