i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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