are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
