I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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