maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
