maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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