Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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