I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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