You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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