Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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