He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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