ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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