we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
