I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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