think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You made out with two different species that night
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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