Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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