Nicole vs. Life
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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