Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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