And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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