My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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