i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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