Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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