So drunk, too bad you don't want this
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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