so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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