I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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